so i take my diver out for a super tech 20 gas mix dive. last i see him he had just finished pulling back his 12th band and over he goes. well it has been 2 hours and i can't seem to find him. no smoke signals and no flares yet. anybody seen him.

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He didn't deploy his 4000 watt super-emergency ultra-strobe with built-in shark neutralizer and suppository inserter? The one you can see from space?
What's wrong with that guy, going in the water totally unprepared like that!

Honestly Hooker, what part of "no nudity" did you not understand? Jeez!!

It's Janet Jackson all over again! Nooooo!
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