A little boy goes to his dad and
asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to
explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call
me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the
Government.

We are here to take care of your
needs, so we will call you the
People.


The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call
him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it
makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's
room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding the
door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and see s his father in bed
with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy
say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics
now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell
me in your own words what you
think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The
President is screwing the Working
Class while the Government is
sound asleep. The People are being
ignored and the Future is in deep
sht.

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