View Full Version : Canadian Police aren't the brightest...


inletsurf
06-19-2008, 11:57 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/19/canada.feet/index.html

Keep in mind this is the SIXTH foot washed up in the past few weeks, all mens, right foot.

"We are exploring the possibility that it could be people who may have drowned," said Annie Linteau, a spokeswoman for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. "It could be missing fishermen. It could be the remains of people who may have died in a plane crash."

When asked about the suspicion of foul play, Linteau noted that the first four feet contained no tool marks and were therefore deemed not to have been severed.

It is too early to say how the foot found Wednesday was separated from a body, and Linteau did not address the question of how the fifth foot came to be detached.

"It is certainly a very unusual situation," she said. "We have to explore all avenues and investigate all theories."

The latest word from the Mounties is that it is the works of Aliens from the Andromeda galaxy, since they use a high-intensity laser beam that leaves no tool marks. :rolleyes: