That must've weighed about 900lbs according to my Swamp People calculations.
choot the aligator. jerry choot him
I always wanted to go do that.
Hey Jerry, I just showed your pics to me 3 year old and he asked if he could come get an alligator with you !!!
You have a fan club!!
Prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child.
Stupid should hurt.